Laws
You May Choose to IgnoreMoore's law describes an important trend in the history of computer hardware: that the number of transistors that can be inexpensively placed on an integrated circuit is increasing exponentially, doubling approximately every two years. The observation was first made by Intel co-founder Gordon E. Moore in a 1965 paper. The trend has continued for more than half a century and is not expected to stop for another decade at least and perhaps much longer.
You probably thought you knew every single law of nature, science, and humanity, but we at ITSolutions have uncovered some additional laws that you may not have heard previously.
Law of Mechanical
Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of Random
Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone
always answers.
Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close
Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.
The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of
Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
adjacent lockers.
Law of Physical
Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of
the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical
Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law of
Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law of
Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law of
Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop
making it.
Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by
the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment
and you'll stay sick.